Population | 1.887 billion |
Capital | Naga City |
Leader | Reni Lobredo |
Faith | Mitskismo-Laufismo-Mother Taylorismo |
Currency | Pink Pandesal |
Animal | Pinklawan |
The Republic of Pan de Rosas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reni Lobredo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.887 billion Pan de Rosasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naga City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pan de Rosasian economy, worth 282 trillion Pink Pandesals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,588 Pink Pandesals, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Pan de Rosas to disarm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pan de Rosas's national animal is the Pinklawan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mitskismo-Laufismo-Mother Taylorismo.
Pan de Rosas is ranked 214,082nd in the world and 306th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pan de Rosas was endorsed by The Idyllic Utopia of The Union of Ibistic States.
- : Pan de Rosas was endorsed by The Republic of Tavalenia.
- : Pan de Rosas was endorsed by The Armed Republic of United Dryciianian Pryjiim.
- : Pan de Rosas endorsed The Confederation of Omakise.
- : Pan de Rosas was endorsed by The Confederation of Omakise.
- : Pan de Rosas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, and Most Developed.
- : Pan de Rosas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Pan de Rosas, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Pan de Rosas to disarm.
- : Following new legislation in Pan de Rosas, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Pan de Rosas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » Syndralia, Qaratoprok, Hapatmitas, Creeperopolis, AAAHHHchooo, RzeczPospolitaya, Whitachi, Osimiria, East Reztotzka, Atrox Deus, Kufard, Northern Sinai, Axguard, Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea, Pogmalaysia, Tosara, Tiernesia, Eashavist, Northern Monrovia, DragonBorn Clan, Neo-Malaysia, Avengis, Aidax, Celeste, Targetwest, Main Page, Exitodia, AngelStitch, Nerksin, Hepanastat State, Kingdom of Andoria, Omakise, Tavalenia, and The Union of Ibistic States.